Monday, 15 March 2010

Ma'am, I assure you this baby carrying 50% of DNA from me came from my belly with all the disgusting things.

I am really glad that people like my daughter.
But is that necessary to insult me for expressing your like!?

Case1
歐巴桑: ㄛ~ 好可愛的小孩ㄛ 是你女兒嗎
Old Lady: Oh~ What a lovely baby! Is she your daughter?
李媽媽: 是ㄚ
Ma: Yes.
歐巴桑: 長得不像你ㄚ 她爸爸一定長得超級帥
Old Lady: She is nothing like you. Her dad must be a real hottie.
李媽媽: ......
Ma: ......

Case2-
歐巴桑: ㄛ~這個小孩的眼睛好漂亮ㄛ 是混血兒嗎
Old Lady: Oh~ What the pretty eyes this baby has! Is she mixed?
李媽媽: 是ㄚ
Ma: Yes.
歐巴桑: 還好是像到爸爸 像到你就可惜了
Old Lady: Thank God she looks like her dad. It would be such a shame if she had your eyes.
李媽媽: ......
Ma: ......

Case3-
歐巴桑: 好漂亮ㄛ~ 好可愛ㄛ~ 是你生的嗎
Old Lady: Oh~ What a lovely baby! Is she your daughter?
李媽媽: 是ㄚ
Ma: Yes.
歐巴桑: ......(仔細端詳中) 嗯這一定是像爸爸
Old Lady: ......(Scanning) She must look like her dad.
李媽媽: ......
Ma: ......

Am I so damn ugly!? Huh!?

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

First Post


This should be No. 1, maybe No. 2, definitely top 5 temple in Taipei. I think everybody goes there at certain points in his/her life with all kinds of problems.
The building itself is classic with great details. However, it's getting more and more like a theme park full of balloons, souvenirs and people taking pics.

I like the lantern wall.

The plaza with fountains is new. It's right across the street.

The idea of having a blog for records started a long time ago as I am showing the primary symptom of aging, losing memories.
In case of all are lost in time, I better write them down and the first post is coming out today at last...
As everybody knows, the most important thing for a research assistant is prey, especially for someone doing cloning.
I went to the temple as well to save my job and solve Jeff's cancer crisis.
What the good things are I've gotten the clones and Jeff is fine.
Like we say it in Chinese, 有拜有保祐, don't underestimate the power of Gods!